Eric Cartman: By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had a chance to shower while making my way up here. My balls are
Eric Cartman: extra vinegary.
Eric Cartman: Well, we're here now. That's all that matters.
[places a bowl of nuts on the table]
Eric Cartman: Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right. I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes.
Eric Cartman: Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls, are you gonna think about how right I was about the leprechaun or
Eric Cartman: are you just gonna try and focus how rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth?
Kyle Broflovski: Let's just do it!
Eric Cartman: In time, Kyle. You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you? Are you ball famished? Ball starving? You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment, you're actually...
Beary Bear: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant?
Squirrely Squirrel: Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear.
[All the evil woodland Christmas critters cheer]
Jason Voorhees: [wearing hockey mask] Man, I do *not* want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up.