Gintama (TV Series)

Eat Something Sour When You're Tired (2006)

Kazuya Nakai: Hijikata

Quotes 

• Okita Sougo : Hijikata-san, why do we have to go looking for some animal?

  Hijikata Toshiro : I don't really know, but I hear it's an order from all the way up top.

  Okita Sougo : We don't even know what it looks like, so how are we supposed to find it?

  Hijikata Toshiro : Well, we have to be thorough...

  [is suddenly wearing a dog collar and leash] 

  Hijikata Toshiro : What the hell are you doing, Sougo?

  Okita Sougo : Presenting you to one of the top men.

  Hijikata Toshiro : What kind of shit are you spouting, man?

  Okita Sougo : End your sentences with "woof" if you would.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Fuck you!

• Hijikata Toshiro : What should we do, Sougo?

  Okita Sougo : Well, Hijikata-san, if you'd just end your sentences with "woof", then...

  Hijikata Toshiro : No way!

• Sakata Gintoki : I thought we settled our differences when we fought the other day.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Fine! Then we'll just fight for fun this time!

• Sakata Gintoki : Shouldn't you be at work? Trying to find someone to play with?

  Hijikata Toshiro : I'd never ask you to play with me, ever!