"Prison Break" Call Waiting (TV Episode 2007) - Robert Knepper as Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell

Michael Scofield : It's time you made good on all the bad you've done Theodore. Your gonna do me a favour, Lechero has a cell phone and I need it.

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Oh shall I turn water into wine while I'm at it? Or give his mother a right good rogering? Why the hell would I do you a favour?

Michael Scofield : Because unlike your new compadres up there I know who you are, what you've done and who you've done it to!

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Let me get this straight... You gonna tell on me?

Michael Scofield : This is a deeply religious Country, and i'm betting the good people down in Panama don't take to kindly to rapists and paedophiles.

Michael Scofield : You wanna bet against me?
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : I think it's time you made good on all the bad you've done, Theodore. You and me, we're gonna make a deal. Lechero has a cell phone. I need it.

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : No problem. Shall I turn water into wine while I'm at it? Maybe give the guy's mother a good rogering?

Michael Scofield : She'd be a little old for your taste, no?

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Careful, Pretty. Don't bite the hand you're trying to get fed out of.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : [to Michael] If that phone ain't back on the cradle, we're both dead, you hear me? Cause my Alabama ass is not going down alone.

Robert Knepper: Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell