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"House M.D." Airborne (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

Dr. Gregory House: [to a kid] Can you say "Crickey Mate"?

12 year old boy: Crickey Mate.

Dr. Gregory House: Perfect. Now, no matter what I say, you'll agree with me, okay?

12 year old boy: Okay.

Dr. Gregory House: Nicely done.

[to a foreign man]

Dr. Gregory House: You, disagree with everything I say.

Hamid: Sorry, not understand.

Dr. Gregory House: Close enough.

[to a woman]

Dr. Gregory House: You get morally outraged by everything I say.

[House writes the symptoms on a white board]

Sour Faced Woman: That's permanent marker, you know.

Dr. Gregory House: Wow, you guys are good.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to a parent about her crying daughter] Give her 20 milligrams of anti-histamine. It could save her life. Because if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her.

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Dr. Gregory House: Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out of the window.

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12 year old boy: What's extension of pastory?

Dr. Gregory House: It's when you're molested by a priest's cousin.

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Keo the Flight Attendant: [a passenger, Pang, looks sick] Sir, are you all right?

Dr. Gregory House: [bluntly] He's drunk.

Dr. Gregory House: [Pang vomits] See?

Keo the Flight Attendant: [asks something from Pang in Hawaiian]

Peng: [mutters something in Korean]

Keo the Flight Attendant: Does anyone speak Korean?

[no one replies]

Keo the Flight Attendant: Is anyone a doctor?

Dr. Gregory House: [sharply] Yes!

[gets up]

Dr. Gregory House: I'll go get her.

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Dr. Gregory House: [having checked Cuddy's heartbeat by pressing his ear against her chest] Heart is fine, breasts are firm.

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Dr. Gregory House: We're going to have to operate him.

12 year old boy: Cool.

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Dr. Gregory House: Condoms. He has focal limb paralysis.

12 year old boy: His legs got paralyzed by a condom?

Dr. Gregory House: No, by cocaine. Was inside the condom, is now spreading through his digestive tract.

Sour Faced Woman: [doesn't like the graphic description] Eww.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You think he's a mule.

Dr. Gregory House: I think he's a jackass. We're gonna have to operate.

12 year old boy: [enthused] Cool.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And the room service thing was just spiteful.

Dr. Gregory House: I was hungry.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: $300 for a bottle of wine.

Dr. Gregory House: I was thirsty.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: $120 for video services.

Dr. Gregory House: I was lonely.

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Dr. Gregory House: Look that way.

[points to the side]

Joy the Blonde: Why?

Dr. Gregory House: Because you're going to throw up, and I don't want it on me.

[she throws up]

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Dr. Gregory House: Nobody speak Korean on this flight?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I assumed you did.

Dr. Gregory House: I know how to ask him if his sister's over eighteen. I just don't think that's gonna help.

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