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"Scrubs" My Cold Shower (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Dr. Elliot Reid: [as Keith is putting on her engagement] Okay, it's a little tight. Just push harder. Okay, lifted a little skin there...

Melody O'Harra: Here come the fricks.

Dr. Elliot Reid: Just put the motherfricking ring on the motherfricking finger! Frick, frick, frick!

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Dr. Elliot Reid: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say, I hope I to look as good as you when I'm 80.

Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.

Dr. Elliot Reid: Do they not have sunscreen where you grew up?

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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I'm not upset about Elliot.

Dr. Christopher Turk: You both have had a history together.

Nurse Carla Espinosa: You two have had more ups and downs than Ross and Rachel on Friends.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I'm nothing like Ross.

Dr. Perry Cox: Of course not. You're Rachel, she's Ross.

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Melody O'Harra: You can't go into Boobtown. That's a gated community.

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[at Elliot's proposal party]

J.D.: As I looked at all the relationships around me - some that had gone on forever...

[shot of Perry and Jordan]

J.D.: ...some that were reigniting...

[shot of Carla and Turk]

J.D.: ...and some that had just begun...

[shot of Elliot and Keith]

J.D.: I realized something.

[cut to J.D. in the shower]

J.D.: It should have been me.

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Melody O'Harra: I just don't wanna end up like my aunt Sheela, getting married and having a kid when I'm 50, I mean, you find a tooth in that house and you don't know which mouth it fell out of.

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Melody O'Harra: Well... it's official: I am the only single sorority sister left. I guess it's true what they say: first one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.

Dr. Christopher Turk: Damn!

[beats one hand over the table where Doug is sitting at, pouring Doug's coffee over him]

Dr. Christopher Turk: I'm sorry, she just said she was in a threesome.

Dr. Doug Murphy: [having the same reaction as Turk's, and so forth] Damn!

male nurse: Damn!

surgeon: Damn!

Snoop Dogg Resident: [out of frame] Damn!

Melody O'Harra: I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50; I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.

J.D.: Oh...

Melody O'Harra: Sometimes I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?

J.D.: Yeah... Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?

Melody O'Harra: All-girl.

Dr. Christopher Turk: [as J.D. lifts coffee cups from the table, he beats both his hands on it] Damn! Sorry...

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Jordan Sullivan: Hey! So, I convinced the bartender to give us all the booze at your party for half price.

Nurse Carla Espinosa: [whispering] Yes!

Jordan Sullivan: Little hitch: you're gonna have to show some boob. Apparently mine did not get us all the way there. He has a soft touch, though.

Dr. Perry Cox: Lovely...

Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh, and Per... you were wrong: someone is dumb enough to love me.

[leaves]

Nurse Carla Espinosa: Where's your head right now?

[Cox's fantasy starts: Cox preparing canapés, he hands one to Elliot]

Dr. Elliot Reid: Perry, no! It goes cracker-apple-cheese, not cracker-cheese-apple! I know that we've only been married two days, Perry, but you should know this!

[Cox smiles while wrath grows inside him; in the next scene we see part of Elliot's corpse and a policeman handcuffing him]

Policeman: You're gonna fry for this, buddy.

[Cox smiles. End of fantasy]

Dr. Perry Cox: Worth it.

[smiles nastily and walks away]

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Dr. Elliot Reid: Mrs Sheldon is the sweetest old lady, but I can't figure out what is wrong with her. She's got the most random symptoms: myalgia, alopecia, a rash.

Nurse Carla Espinosa: That is so weird... my patient, Mr Bilbray, has the same exact symptoms.

Jamie: Actually, he's my patient.

Nurse Carla Espinosa: Jamie, you're a baby intern; yesterday you asked me how to turn on your stethoscope. Now, go stand over there!

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