Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by
If you see it coming, you're already dead.
Motion Picture Rating
Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore
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Did You Know?
How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.
Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.
With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip.
Ron Jeremy's credit reads "Introducing Ron Jeremy", despite the fact he has appeared in dozens of mainstream films, including several as a lead or major supporting actor (never mind the thousands of porn films he's starred in). See more
References Schindler's List
Do The Kegel
Performed by 'Laura-Doe Harris', 'Anando Bharti', 'Slim Pickens'
Written by 'Laura-Doe Harris', 'Anando Bharti', 'Alok Atmo', 'Slim Pickens'
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