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One-Eyed Monster (2008)

A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

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Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by kwedgwood@hotmail.com

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If you see it coming, you're already dead.

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Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore | See all certifications »

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11 November 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

O Monstro de Um Olho Só  »

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Ron: How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.
Veronica: Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Ron: With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip.
[Both laugh]
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Crazy Credits

Ron Jeremy's credit reads "Introducing Ron Jeremy", despite the fact he has appeared in dozens of mainstream films, including several as a lead or major supporting actor (never mind the thousands of porn films he's starred in). See more »

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References Dreamgirls (2006) See more »

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Feel Like I Do
Performed by 'Sheila Swift'
Written by 'Sheila Swift' and 'Patrick Tetereault'
Courtesy of Sheila Swift (BMI)
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Off the Chain!!! Twisted!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooonderful!!!!
22 August 2013 | by (Daly City, CA) – See all my reviews

Okay, so while lying in bed trying to die of an awful, awful cold, I ran across this title on the movie guide and after convulsing into uncontrollable laughter, thought "Naw....it just COULDN'T be about THAT!!!.." Oh, but it is!!!!! I saw Ron Jeremy's name and thought "now that name sounds familiar..." Suffice it to say, it is indeed THAT Ron Jeremy, the alltime super porn star of the 70s/80s who was known far and wide for his one-eyed monster.

This is a very clever take on that theme. A porn film crew goes to Northern California to shoot a movie and gets trapped by a blizzard, a "shooting star" (no pun intended) and of course the one-eyed monster that positively terrorizes the entire crew. Believe it or not, the production values are quite good, elevating this waaay above cheesy. Moreover, the ensemble cast is excellent while the writing is crisp, witty, and hilarious. Of course it was also sick and twisted but I laughed until I cried. The outstanding performances, hands down, are those of Veronica Hart, an aging porn star who eventually "saves the day," (you will NOT be well for how she does it!!!), and a positively hilarious turn by none other than Charles Napier.

Hate to be so cryptic but if your tastes run the gamut from the absurd to the sublime (this most assuredly being sublime), this should DEFINITELY be part of your collection. It is quite funny and though it didn't cure my cold, it sure made me forget I had one!! January 6, 2013

  • watched again for about the 8th time - eeeeeeeeeeexcellent way to


bring in the New Year!!!! - movie just rocks!!!! :0)


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