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One-Eyed Monster (2008)

A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

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Cast

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Laura
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Jonah
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Mohtz
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Jim
Caleb Mayo ...
T.J.
Bart Fletcher ...
Lance
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Wanda
Veronica Hart ...
Veronica
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Rock
Carmen Hart ...
Angel
Frank Noel ...
Bus Driver
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Ron
Bobby Knight ...
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Storyline

Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by kwedgwood@hotmail.com

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If you see it coming, you're already dead.

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Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore | See all certifications »

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11 November 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

O Monstro de Um Olho Só  »

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1.78 : 1
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Quotes

Mohtz: That tattoo on your arm. Is that airborne?
Jonah: The 182nd. Gulf War, 1991.
Mohtz: Hmm. Mine here is the 405th Infantry. Outside of Da Nang, South Vietnam, 1968. Whole platoon got wiped out, but it wasn't Charlie.
Jonah: You're shitting me. Friendly fire killed your whole platoon?
Mohtz: No, no, not exactly. One night, me and the C.O. were pulling guard duty, and we're sharing a joint... Thai Stick. I'm really stoned. And all of a sudden, we see this streak of light across the sky. Zoom! Waaa! And it looks like it lands ...
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Crazy Credits

Ron Jeremy's credit reads "Introducing Ron Jeremy", despite the fact he has appeared in dozens of mainstream films, including several as a lead or major supporting actor (never mind the thousands of porn films he's starred in). See more »

Connections

References Dreamgirls (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

Feel Like I Do
Performed by 'Sheila Swift'
Written by 'Sheila Swift' and 'Patrick Tetereault'
Courtesy of Sheila Swift (BMI)
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If you like horror, comedy or feel-good penis movies...
30 April 2009 | by (Studio City, CA) – See all my reviews

Let's face it. Right now, the world is not a fun place. Thankfully, the people behind One Eyed Monster have provided a magnum (condom) opus of fun.

On a remote porn shoot, a killing spree begins at the "hands" of the titular character. The comedy often comes from juxtaposition of standard horror responses and scenarios with a very non-standard monster. Don't want to spoil it for anyone who can't figure it out.

Performances are solid throughout the cast, but I'd have to say that the standout is Jason Graham in the role of Jonah. Graham has charisma and I wouldn't be surprised to see him in major Hollywood releases in the near future. Of course, Amber Benson gives a solid turn as the makeup girl with a crush on Ron Jeremy. And Ron Jeremy? His purposefully wooden acting during the porn shoot perfectly balances the bit of heart he has when commiserating with fellow veteran Veronica Hart.

If you are looking for a think piece about the travesties of the justice system or the inequities of societal living, this is not your movie (you pompous pompous person).

If you want some good laughs, look to One Eyed Monster to give them to you.


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