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One-Eyed Monster (2008)

A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

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Laura
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Jonah
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Mohtz
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Jim
Caleb Mayo ...
T.J.
Bart Fletcher ...
Lance
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Wanda
Veronica Hart ...
Veronica
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Rock
Carmen Hart ...
Angel
Frank Noel ...
Bus Driver
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Ron
Bobby Knight ...
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Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by kwedgwood@hotmail.com

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If you see it coming, you're already dead.

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Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

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Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore | See all certifications »

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11 November 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

O Monstro de Um Olho Só  »

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1.78 : 1
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Angel: What's that?
Wanda: Lidocaine. Stubble always hurts when I'm getting my pussy eaten. So, I spray it on just before a scene.
Angel: Now, that's using your noodle.
Wanda: Thanks. I'm sure you have some of your own tricks of the trade.
Angel: Yeah, I've got a great one. So, if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with a piece of wood five times really hard right here.
Wanda: What does that do?
Angel: It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system. I can't smell or taste anything for 12 ...
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Crazy Credits

"The characters and incidents portrayed and the names herein are fictitious, and any similarity to the name, character, or history of any person is entirely coincidental and unintentional, except for Ron Jeremy who really does have a 9 3/4 inch penis and who once fellated himself." See more »

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References Schindler's List (1993) See more »

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Let The Devil Know
Performed by 'Yoni'
Written by 'Yoni Leviatan'
Published by Book of Jonah Music Publishing (ASCAP)
Courtesy of 'Yoni Leviatan'
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All Time Cult Classic
23 April 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Have you ever giggled for 90 minutes? I just did while watching this movie. Whoever paid to make this, thank you. May it live as a midnight movie forever.

Is it silly? Hell yes. Is it smart? Very. Scary? Not particularly, but this is a comedy first and foremost, and on that level it succeeds brilliantly. The actors are first rate, even the unknowns, but I have to say that Charles Napier steals the show with an unforgettable monologue that is clearly a nod to Robert Shaw in "Jaws" and Amber (Buffy the Vampire) Benson is effective as always.

Yeah, there's not enough nudity for a movie about a killer penis and porn stars, but I can see nudity from a thousand porn sites. Only a select group of movies can make me laugh, though, and this is one of them, so I'll take the trade-off.


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