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One-Eyed Monster (2008)

A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

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Cast

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Laura
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Jonah
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Mohtz
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Jim
Caleb Mayo ...
T.J.
Bart Fletcher ...
Lance
Jenny Guy ...
Wanda
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Veronica
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Rock
Carmen Hart ...
Angel
Frank Noel ...
Bus Driver
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Ron
Bobby Knight ...
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Storyline

Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by kwedgwood@hotmail.com

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If you see it coming, you're already dead.

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Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore | See all certifications »

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11 November 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

O Monstro de Um Olho Só  »

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1.78 : 1
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Quotes

Angel: What's that?
Wanda: Lidocaine. Stubble always hurts when I'm getting my pussy eaten. So, I spray it on just before a scene.
Angel: Now, that's using your noodle.
Wanda: Thanks. I'm sure you have some of your own tricks of the trade.
Angel: Yeah, I've got a great one. So, if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with a piece of wood five times really hard right here.
Wanda: What does that do?
Angel: It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system. I can't smell or taste anything for 12 ...
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Crazy Credits

"The characters and incidents portrayed and the names herein are fictitious, and any similarity to the name, character, or history of any person is entirely coincidental and unintentional, except for Ron Jeremy who really does have a 9 3/4 inch penis and who once fellated himself." See more »

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References Dreamgirls (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

Do The Kegel
Performed by 'Laura-Doe Harris', 'Anando Bharti', 'Slim Pickens'
Written by 'Laura-Doe Harris', 'Anando Bharti', 'Alok Atmo', 'Slim Pickens'
Published by yoninet services (APRA)
Courtesy of My Mum/y0ninet services
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Could have been better
1 January 2011 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

The crew shooting a pornography film head toward on old cabin in the middle of nowhere, not knowing some manner of alien is planning to invade the earth by using the genitalia of one of their members.

Premise seems interesting, but unfortunately the final product while entertaining, is still far away from what could have been. Naturally the movie doesn't take itself seriously but it never feels like its using its full potential. Pretty strange how those rare occasions where nudity and sexual situations are central to the theme, there's actually less than many films where such things feel completely gratuitous. The characters, thankfully have some effort put into them, without the movie getting depressing as victims are killed off.

For what its worth, this movie is far superior to "Penetration Angst" and "Teeth", although that's not saying much.


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