Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

It Never Rains in Hooterville (2007)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Jake Harper : So, when are you gonna be on TV?

  Kandi : I have to pass the audition first. Let's not put the cart before the whores.

  Alan Harper : Horse.

  Kandi : [clears throat]  Maybe a little. I've been rehearsing all day.