Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Puppy in the Playhouse (1987)

Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman, Billy Baloney

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Quotes 

• Mr. Window : Hey, Pee-wee. Can we keep the puppy?

  Pee-wee Herman : I don't know, Mr. Window. He probably belongs to somebody.

  Chairry : How are you going to know who he belongs to, Pee-wee?

  Pee-wee Herman : Hmm, I wish I knew, Chairry.

  Jambi : Wish? Did somebody say wish? Achoo!

  Pee-wee Herman : I did, Jambi. I wish the puppy had an identification tag so we can return him to his owner.

  Jambi : Achoo!

  Pee-wee Herman : Gesundheit.

  Jambi : Achoo! I'm sorry, Pee-wee. I'm allergic to puppies. They make me - achoo! - sneeze. Achoo! Achoo!

  Pee-wee Herman : Does that mean you can't grant my wish?

  Jambi : Achoo! I'd like to - Achoo! - but I just - achoo! - can't - achoo! - stop - achoo! - sneezing. ACHOO!

  [shakes uncontrollably and closes his box] 

• Randy : Heh, why don't you just keep the puppy, Pee-wee.

  Pee-wee Herman : I can't, Randy. He doesn't belong to me.

  Randy : Well, you like him, don't you?

  Pee-wee Herman : Sure I do.

  Randy : So, finders keepers, losers weepers.

  Pee-wee Herman : But, Randy, somebody's probably out looking for him right now. I know I'd want him returned to me if I lost him.

  Randy : Heh, if they were dumb enough to lose him, you should let 'em suffer.

• Magic Screen : I think Pterri is jealous of Aloysius, Pee-wee.

  Pterri : I am not jealous. Mind your own business, you sassy screen.

  Pee-wee Herman : I think Magic Screen is right, Pterri. You shouldn't be jealous of the puppy. You're special in a different way.

  Magic Screen : That's right. The puppy can't fly.

  Pterri : That's right. I never thought of that.

  [Aloysius, the puppy runs up to Pterri and sniffs him] 

  Pee-wee Herman : You see, Pterri? The puppy likes you.

  Pterri : He does? Well, I like him too. I'll teach him how to fly. It's easy.

• [as the King of Cartoons leaves the Playhouse, he spots a puppy at the front door] 

  King of Cartoons : Well, hello there. I didn't know you had a puppy, Pee-wee.

  Pee-wee Herman : Neither did I. That's because I don't have a puppy.

  King of Cartoons : Then who does this little fellow belong to?

  Pee-wee Herman : Gosh, I don't know. He must be lost.