The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Comic Relief Special 2007 - Wife Swap (2007)
Dawn French: Geraldine Granger
Quotes
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Geraldine Kennedy : Right, rule-change day. My rules now. Rule 1: I will be doing all of the cooking, which will be mainly cakes and stuff. Good, and Rule 2: you will be doing all the tidying, cleaning up and the washing.
Sting : Right, that's...
Geraldine Kennedy : Sorry, I haven't finished. In the nude.
Sting : Really?
Geraldine Kennedy : Yep. Them's the rules Babycakes.
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Geraldine Kennedy : So there's no way on God's Earth that I will be taking part in Celebrity Non-entity Wife-Swap. Thank you. As I believe King Lear said, "Never never, never, never, never". By the way, who was the celebrity?
David Horton : Oh, you'd be living with Sting for a week.
[pause]
Geraldine Kennedy : [Feigning reluctance] Oh alright then, if I must.
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Geraldine Kennedy : Can I just ask why is Jim completely naked?
Jim Trott : No no no no I'm having one of those dreams where you think you're naked in public. Then you wake up and find you're in bed.
Geraldine Kennedy : Except this isn't a dream, is it, Jim?
Jim Trott : [Jim looks around] No?
Geraldine Kennedy : No, it isn't. So would you like to go home and get dressed?
Jim Trott : No no not really. I'm here now.