In both "Machete" and "Spy Kids", Danny Trejo plays a character named Machete" Both films were written and directed by Robert Rodriguez. Also, underneath the title screen in the original Grindhouse trailer, it is registered to 'Machete's Body Shop', which was the name of the Spy Kids character's business in the original film.
Featured as a fake trailer
The character Machete standing with his hands on his lapels holding his coat open is a direct copy James Coburn in Giù la testa.
Machete's tagline is he was he was "given an offer he couldn't refuse".
Torn poster in the background during the opening rescue scene.
The TV channel logo on the bottom corner of the screen during the news report about McLaughlin killing Michael Booth is a reference to a Fonzie-ism. Instead of "Telemundo," it's "Exactamundo."
The sound effect when Torrez draws his katana is the sound for Steve Austin's bionic maneuvers.
The image of April Booth (Lohan) dressed as a nun and holding a handgun resembles Zoe Lund in Able Ferrara's classic
Computer-simulation showing the proposed U.S./Mexico-border-fence. During the introduction of "Escape from New York", there's an almost identical schematic showing Manhattan-Island-prison and its containment wall. Even details like the blinking triangles at key-points are recreated in Machete. Also, the scene of the weapons on the table is identical to a scene in "Escape from New York."
The line "Forget what's legal and do what's right" is referenced by Sartana Rivera (Jessica Alba) in "Machete".
the church shootout is referenced.
Machete is ID'd by the large tattoo of a woman on his chest in Sartana's file. In Desperado, also directed by Rodriguez, Trejo's character is also ID'd by the tattoo.
The Machete is through the police officer's stomach that approximately based on a scene, T3 style
Tortuga, played by Danny Trejo, is killed with a machete.
Brett says they will review it next week
Jay says it is the big movie this weekend
referring to a male action figure mislabeled as an Indian princess, Jay asks if the figure is the guy from the film
Robert Rodriguez mentions this movie during interview
"Machete LJA" is listed among the opening credits.
the campaign ad at the beginning
Appears on the list of DVD releases of January/February
the film of this episode's topic
Mentioned in dialogue
Chronicling Seagal's 8 year absence from the big screen
mentions that the character originated in the Spy Kids trilogy.
another film starring Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba, which is superior to Little Fockers.
Director Richard Kaponas recounts a funny anecdote which involved actor Danny Trejo during the filming of a crucial scene, and refers to him by his other character name, Machete.
makes a cameo
"Machete don't text"
Poster is shown.
Mike compares the Karate Champ referee to Danny Trejo's appearance in Machete.
A sample of the score can be heard when Seth is fighting the goons outside.
Danny Trejo's character uses a machete (he played a character with the same name)
Brett reviews the trailer in the Anticipatron
a clip from the film starring Don Johnson is shown
Promotional excerpt shown during interview with Jessica Alba - Machete Cortez explains to Sartana Rivera why she should trust him, and hands her a gun, which she assumes is unloaded.
Reviewed, clips shown.
A trailer is shown.
Scenes from this title are shown here in a flashback sequence.