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"South Park" D-Yikes! (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Ms. Garrison: Children I'm going to tell you something that you may find, well, a little strange.

[sighs]

Ms. Garrison: I'm gay.

Stan: [after a pause] Again?

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Ms. Garrison: Scissor Me Timbers!

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Ms. Garrison: Mayor, this is an outrage! We are being discriminated against as lesbians!

Mayor: [pause] You're a lesbian now?

Ms. Garrison: That's right, a proud lesbian.

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Persian Messenger: Look, we don't have to offer you anything. I don't know why your being so difficult, this is crazy!

Ms. Garrison: No... this isn't crazy... THIS - IS - LESBOS!

[in slow motion kicks the Persian Messenger in the balls]

Narrator: And so it had begun, by kicking the Persian Messenger in the balls. The Lesbos had sent a message

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Xerxes: Why are you lesbians being so difficult?

Ms. Garrison: Because we're protecting the only home we have.

Xerxes: I don't know why you have to be so super lame about this.

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Cartman: [whistling] Kay Pasol! Kay Pasol!

[Mexicans come forward]

Cartman: Alright, did you read the book?

Mexicans: Si, si...

Kyle: What was it about? In case our teacher asks us?

Mexican #1: It starts there the old man... and he job is to catch the feesh... so he get in the boat to try and catch feesh.

Mexican #2: So he catches feesh... but the feesh is very strong, so the old man can't reel in the feesh.

Mexican #3: So then he fight the feesh some more and he finally catch the feesh.

Kyle: So he catches the feesh so he can make money?

Mexican #1: No... on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh and so

[takes off his hat]

Mexican #1: ...he no make money.

[Sniffs, other Mexicans take off their hats]

Stan: That's it? That's the whole story?

Mexican #1: Si...

Cartman: Alright, did you write the four essays?

Mexican #1: Si, we all wrote eses for you

Boys: Alright!

Cartman: Let's have 'em!

Mexican #3: Have what?

Kyle: You said you all wrote essays, where are they?

Mexican #1: Well, my ese lives in Miami.

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Ms. Garrison: Oh, you kicked me right in the pussy!

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Ms. Garrison: Stop scissoring me with your eyes!

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Ms. Garrison: Kid's I've got to tell you something that you might find shocking. I'm gay.

Stan: Again?

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Ms. Garrison: Everyone sit down and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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