Ms. Garrison: Children I'm going to tell you something that you may find, well, a little strange.
Ms. Garrison: I'm gay.
Stan: [after a pause] Again?
Ms. Garrison: Mayor, this is an outrage! We are being discriminated against as lesbians!
Mayor: [pause] You're a lesbian now?
Ms. Garrison: That's right, a proud lesbian.
Persian Messenger: Look, we don't have to offer you anything. I don't know why your being so difficult, this is crazy!
Ms. Garrison: No... this isn't crazy... THIS - IS - LESBOS!
[in slow motion kicks the Persian Messenger in the balls]
Narrator: And so it had begun, by kicking the Persian Messenger in the balls. The Lesbos had sent a message
Xerxes: Why are you lesbians being so difficult?
Ms. Garrison: Because we're protecting the only home we have.
Xerxes: I don't know why you have to be so super lame about this.
Cartman: [whistling] Kay Pasol! Kay Pasol!
[Mexicans come forward]
Cartman: Alright, did you read the book?
Mexicans: Si, si...
Kyle: What was it about? In case our teacher asks us?
Mexican #1: It starts there the old man... and he job is to catch the feesh... so he get in the boat to try and catch feesh.
Mexican #2: So he catches feesh... but the feesh is very strong, so the old man can't reel in the feesh.
Mexican #3: So then he fight the feesh some more and he finally catch the feesh.
Kyle: So he catches the feesh so he can make money?
Mexican #1: No... on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh and so
[takes off his hat]
Mexican #1: ...he no make money.
[Sniffs, other Mexicans take off their hats]
Stan: That's it? That's the whole story?
Mexican #1: Si...
Cartman: Alright, did you write the four essays?
Mexican #1: Si, we all wrote eses for you
Cartman: Let's have 'em!
Mexican #3: Have what?
Kyle: You said you all wrote essays, where are they?
Mexican #1: Well, my ese lives in Miami.
Ms. Garrison: Kid's I've got to tell you something that you might find shocking. I'm gay.