Georgina Hale: T. Bag

Quotes 

• T. Bag : How'd ya think ping-ping-pong's gonna help us escape?

  [T. shirt sighs] 

  Tow Ling : Escape? I was just suggesting something to pass the time until we die.

  T. Bag : Oh, you idiot!

  T. Shirt : Do you mind? That's my insult.

  T. Bag : Oh, you stupid, stupid idiot!

  T. Shirt : That's more like it.

• T. Bag : Oh, this is ridiculous! We've got to do something. One of us is going to have to go for help.

  T. Shirt : Allow me.

  [gets up] 

  T. Bag : That's the spirit.

  T. Shirt : To get your scarf. You're gonna need it out there, it's perishing.

• T. Bag : Well, did you get any help?

  T. Shirt : Oh, of course we did. Didn't you notice Thunderbird 2 parked outside the cave?

  T. Bag : Oh, did you hear this idiot who says 'I can't do sarcasm'? Where are we?

  Tow Ling : In a cave!

  T. Bag : Oh, thank you so much for joining us on this expedition. You're a right little fount of knowledge, aren't you?

• T. Bag : [a gong chimes]  Oh!

  T. Shirt : Listen, what's that?

  Tow Ling : It's a gong!

  T. Bag : Nothing gets past this boy... Of course it's a gong, but what does it mean?

  T. Shirt : Dinner's served?

  T. Bag : What are we waiting for?

  [moves off in the wrong direction] 

• Empress Po : You will kneel and beg forgiveness of the Empress.

  T. Bag : Oh, yes, and Thomas the tank engine is joining the Royal Ballet.

• Empress Po : Make me laugh. A thousand centuries ago, when I was granted the gift of eternal life, I was the happiest person in the world.

  T. Bag : Sounds reasonable.

  Empress Po : Ah, but... I came to realise over the long endless years that my great gift was a poison.

  Tow Ling : I understand what you're saying. Everyone you knew grew old and died while you lived on forever and that's why you don't laugh anymore.

  Empress Po : You want to come up here and tell the story?

  Tow Ling : No.

  Empress Po : Then kindly pipe down.