How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Something Borrowed (2007)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : My hair! Look at my hair! She ruined my hair! I look like one of the Backstreet Boys!
Barney Stinson : [laughing] You totally do! And not even the good Backstreet Boys, but the older, lame dance move, comeback tour Backstreet Boys.
Ted Mosby : "... Good Backstreet Boys?"
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Barney Stinson : Excuse me, you gentlemen dropped something... your jaws! Because Barney Stinson is about to aid and abet in a marriage.
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Lily Aldrin : So instead of an acoustic guitar, we're having a harp player. My mother owes someone money, and his daughter plays the harp.
Barney Stinson : Is she hot? Because then I can cross "harp player" off my list.
Ted Mosby : How long is this list?
Barney Stinson : I'm not telling you how many pages my list has. I'm not crass.
Lily Aldrin : It doesn't matter anyway, because she's pregnant.
Barney Stinson : Good. That way I can cross two things off my list.
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Barney Stinson : Can I have your number?
Woman : I don't think so.
Barney Stinson : It's for the bride.
Woman : Oh, okay. I'll go get my pen.
Barney Stinson : The bride also wants you to walk slower.
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Robin Scherbatsky : I thought you hated marriage. Why do you want to officiate the ceremony?
Barney Stinson : Because it subliminally implants the suggestion that whenever I ask a question, the answer is always, "I do."