Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house. Written by
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There's a scene where Peter sees a model in a red sports car next. The scene is a gag from the original Vacation film but ends with the car getting hit by a semi and then exploding. The same scene can be seen in the 2015 version of Vacation where Rusty sees a beautiful woman in a sports car to then get hit by a semi to then explode. See more
When Brian fires the revolver the sound of the empty bullet shells hitting the ground is heard. Empty bullet shells are only ejected with semi-automatic handguns, not revolvers. See more
[Lois has brought Stewie, who is disguised as a girl, to a toddler beauty pageant
What the hell are we doing here? What is this place?
Welcome to your first toddler pageant, Stewie. This is what you do in Texas.
Ah, yes... lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
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