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(TV Series)

(2007)

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[Jeff is treating a patient in the bottom of a trench that is full of water]

Jeff Collier: Dix! You got my snorkel and flippers up there?

Kathleen 'Dixie' Dixon: You'll be all right with your webbed feet.

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[Nathan objects to the Red Nose charity events in the department]

Nathan Spencer: Charlie, is this a hospital or a funfair?

Charlie Fairhead: Er, I dunno, mate - I haven't been here long enough!

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[giving Angus a local injection in his hand]

Maggie Coldwell: This shouldn't hurt.

Angus Deayton: Ow! Why did you say it *wouldn't* hurt when it *did*?

Maggie Coldwell: Well I suppose pain is comparative, isn't it?

Angus Deayton: Well you're the expert, but I would have though that jabbing a very large needle into the back of somebody's hand probably does hurt.

Maggie Coldwell: That's not a large needle.

Angus Deayton: Well it felt pretty large to me.

[she shows him a six-inch syringe with a long needle]

Maggie Coldwell: *That* is a large needle.

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Tess Bateman: All the computers in Admin are playing up.

Nathan Spencer: Do I look like someone with poor social skills and inadequate personal hygiene?

Tess Bateman: No.

Nathan Spencer: That's because I don't work in IT Support.

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[the screen that shows how long each patient has been kept waiting has crashed]

Maggie Coldwell: [sarcastically] Oooh. What a shame. How *will* we function without Big Brother?

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