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What can be said about this brilliant work of art? Shall I talk about the sublime cinematography? The stirring musical score? The complex and multi-layered storyline? The flawless directing? Or maybe just the pleasure that was received watching Kim Kardashian get her holes filled for forty minutes? Yeah, I'm gonna go with that last one.
Kim Kardashian, Superstar (2007) will not impress you with its technical mastery or its stirring storytelling prowess, but it will probably get something else stirring. This 'film' really banks off the joy that one receives watching a woman who has done nothing for her money or fame just be on her knees and on her back for forty minutes and getting it unrelentingly. And I ain't complaining. This is definitely better than Paris Hilton's sex tape, although that too is enjoyable.
Now, people may hate on Kim Kardashian in real life and say that her butt is too big... but honestly, who doesn't want to see it get filled up nice and firmly? If that sounds appealing to you, than this 'film' is definitely for you. I've seen it more than once, and have, uh... finished... it feeling quite... satisfied... and like it was worth the time.
10/10, would watch on my laptop at night in bed with my door closed again.
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