Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)
Journey to the Center of Acme Acres (1990)
Danny Cooksey: Montana Max
Quotes
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Hamton J. Pig : I wonder what the Gremlins will do to him.
[underground, Monty hangs from a rope by one foot]
Montana Max : Hey! Get away from me!
Gremlin : Go ahead Sis- take another swing.
Montana Max : I'm nobody's piñata! Ow!
Gremlin : I like him. He's silly.
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Babs Bunny : We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.
Buster Bunny : We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.
Montana Max : Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?
Buster Bunny : Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?
Montana Max : [opening a vault] It's in here. No peeking.
Buster Bunny : Certainment.
Montana Max : This must be what you had in mind.
Plucky Duck : [dressed as a maid] Ooh, let me see!
[dives in]
Plucky Duck : OOH! Gold coins!
Babs Bunny : [restraining him] Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.
Buster Bunny : No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.
Montana Max : Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.
[opens another vault]
Montana Max : Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?
Plucky Duck : OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!
Babs Bunny : [cold cocks him] Dinah, drop it.
Plucky Duck : Yes, mum.
Buster Bunny : Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...
Buster Bunny : [yells in Monty's ear] A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!
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Buster Bunny : [in disguise] Hidey-hi! Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny here, of the South Hampton Vanderbunnies.
Montana Max : Whaddaya want?
Babs Bunny : Why, look Biffkins! It's Maximillion!
Buster Bunny : Say, chap, we saw you on the telly and we were hoping you could help us out.
Montana Max : Forget it!
[slams door]
Buster Bunny : We're prepared to offer oodles of ca-ash!
Montana Max : Oh yeah?
[yells at his butler]
Montana Max : Why didn't you let them in?