Judge Floyd Hurwitz:
Step up here, Counsel.
Alan Shore:
This is never good when they ask me to step up.
Judge Floyd Hurwitz:
You think I'm an idiot?
Alan Shore:
Judge, I cannot be held accountable for what I do with straight lines lobbed right over the plate.
Judge Floyd Hurwitz:
How would you like to be held in contempt, Mr. Wisenheimer?
Alan Shore:
Again, Judge, that was a beach ball straight down the middle.
Judge Floyd Hurwitz:
Two days. Put him in the same cell with his client. They can discuss her wedding plans.
Alan Shore:
You can't plan a wedding in two days!
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