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| Robin Williams | ... | ||
| Kelly Preston | ... | ||
| Conner Rayburn | ... | ||
| Ella Bleu Travolta | ... | ||
| Lori Loughlin | ... | ||
| Seth Green | ... | ||
| Bernie Mac | ... | ||
| Matt Dillon | ... | ||
| Ann-Margret | ... |
Martha
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| Rita Wilson | ... | ||
| Amy Sedaris | ... | ||
| Residente | ... | ||
| Sab Shimono | ... |
Yoshiro Nishamura
(as Saburo Shimono)
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| Kevin Yamada | ... |
Riku
(as Kevin W. Yamada)
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Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years and their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise; a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's uptight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>
"Old Dogs" is simply mind numbingly awful. It's like two hours of being raped in the face by fart jokes. Is it funny to see Seth Green pretend to get hit in the balls? Well then this is totally up your alley. When people talk about how films are getting worse this is what they are talking about. The inexplicable amount of decent ratings for this mess of idiocy kind of explains why the publishing industry is tanking. I refuse to admit I live in a world where those who enjoy this dreck actually know how to read.
"Old Dogs" is an ugly artless stupid film that has been created only to keep your kids quiet for a couple hours; although making them sit through this should legally be on the same level as child abuse. In a couple years we will forget this ever existed.