He tried to talk me into anal sex by saying that I'd cum so hard that I'll pass out.
You... you would dude if you'd just give it a chance. I did. Listen, if you were me, you know, put... put it... put it in there, I'll let *you* take any vegetable of your choice and put it in there. And I can get whatever you've got, we're talking eggplant, broccoli, fucking ginger...
*Ginger*, that would be exotic.