Dr. Perry Cox:
[
Carla tells bad joke] You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable at just how unfunny that actually was.
Nurse Carla Espinosa:
So what, I'm not funny?
Dr. Perry Cox:
Why I think you're very funny... WHEN you're being sarcastic or you're up on your high horse. You know, as long as you stay right in you wheel house.
[
Dr. Cox begins walking through the room]
Dr. Perry Cox:
Barbie is funniest when she's an anal retentive train wreck; your husband does it when he's sarcastic.
Dr. Christopher Turk:
Ya know, I do what I do when I do what I do.
Dr. Perry Cox:
The Janitor is amusing because quite frankly he's insane
The Janitor:
[
walks by with tiny boots that look like they are for a baby on his hands] I made shoes for my bunny.
Dr. Perry Cox:
[
walks over the J.D] And Alice here, well she can turn a phrase. and I'm assuming because I called you Alice you're thinking of me as the maid from the Brady Bunch.
[
Dr. Cox appears as Alice from the Brady Bunch then looks at J.D]
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