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"Dilbert" The Fact (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps we need further research?

Dilbert: Yes!

Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps further study?

Dilbert: Yes!

Pointy-Haired Boss: Who's got time for that, you prig? No, we need to create some favorable facts first.

Dilbert: Favorable facts?

Pointy-Haired Boss: Yes. Favorable facts. The other kind are worthless.

Wally: We could flip a coin.

Pointy-Haired Boss: No, too risky.

Loud Howard: We could test humans. That's always fun.

Asok: What about monkeys? Or rabbits, or puppies? We've had some success hurting them in the past, haven't we?

Alice: Dilbert could do some tests on mice. Mice are full of favorable facts.

Pointy-Haired Boss: Very good. Mice it is.

Dilbert: This is ridiculous, but at least that's vaguely scientific. I'll need a budget to get some mice.

Pointy-Haired Boss: We're not PAYING for mice. Good God man the streets are full of them!

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Dilbert: You can't publish a book about an unproven medical condition.

Dogbert: Apparently you haven't been to the book store lately.

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Dogbert: I have discovered a heretofore undiagnosed condition.

Dilbert: There is no such thing as Chronic Cubicle Syndrome.

Dogbert: Initially victims exhibit denial.

Dilbert: But you have no proof.

Dogbert: Oh, I have something much better than proof. Anecdotal evidence!

Dogbert: Who do you think would be dumb enough to believe anecdotal evidence?

Dogbert: I've narrowed my target market to... PEOPLE!

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