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Memorable quotes for
"Doctor Who" Smith and Jones (2007)

The Doctor: They're making a catalogue. That means they're after something non-human, which is very bad news for me.
Martha Jones: Why?
[the Doctor looks at her]
Martha Jones: Oh, you're kidding me. Don't be ridiculous!
[pause]
Martha Jones: Stop looking at me like that.
The Doctor: Come on then.

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[a patient smashes a vase over a Judoon trooper's helmet]
Judoon: Witness: The Crime. Charge: Physical Assault. Plea: Guilty. Sentence: Execution!
[the Judoon leader shoots the patient with a powerful laser, which disintegrates him on contact]
Morganstern: You didn't have to do that.
Judoon: Justice is swift.

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[the Doctor and Martha are hiding from the Judoon]
The Doctor: Ah, you've got a little shop. I like a little shop!

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[getting the radiation out of his feet]
The Doctor: Ow! Itchy... itchy... itchy...
[takes the shoe off and throws it in the bin]
Martha Jones: You are completely mad!
The Doctor: You're right. I look daft with one shoe on.

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The Doctor: Judoon platoon upon the moon.

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Martha Jones: What's that?
The Doctor: Sonic Screwdriver.
Martha Jones: What else have you got - laser spanner?
The Doctor: I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman.

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The Doctor: Have you seen? There are these... things. These... great, big space rhino things! I mean rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big space rhinos, with guns, on the moon! And I only came in for my bunions! Look, they're all fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely, I said to my wife, I said, I recommend this place to anyone. But then we end up on the moon! And...
[faltering]
The Doctor: did I mention the rhinos?

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Martha Jones: We're on the moon. We're on the bloody moon!

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Martha Jones, The Doctor: [on the TARDIS, The Doctor mouthing along silently] It's bigger on the inside!
The Doctor: [aloud] Is it? I hadn't noticed.

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Martha Jones: If you could see me this morning, why didn't you tell me not to go into work?
The Doctor: Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

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Annalise: I am not staying in there to be insulted!
Clive Jones: She didn't mean it, sweetheart, she was just saying you look healthy.
Francine Jones: No, I did not- I said "orange".

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[final lines]
The Doctor: Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.
Martha Jones: It's my pleasure Mister Smith.

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Morganstern: [on the radio] I was there. I saw it happen, and I feel uniquely privileged. I looked out at the surface of the Moon. I saw the Earth suspended in space, and it all just proves Mr. Saxon right. We're not alone in the universe. There's life out there, wild and extraordinary life

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The Doctor: We might die.
Martha Jones: We might not.
The Doctor: [gives an approving/measuring look] Good.

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Mr. Stoker: That's only to be expected. There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity, as was first proven by - anyone?
The Doctor: Benjamin Franklin.
Mr. Stoker: Correct.
The Doctor: My mate Ben. That was a day and a half: I got rope burns off that kite, and then I got soaked...
Mr. Stoker: ...Quite.
The Doctor: ...and then I got electrocuted!
Mr. Stoker: Moving on.
Mr. Stoker: [to a nurse] I think perhaps a visit from psychiatric.

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Francine Jones: [yelling at Annalise as she storms out of the pub] You can't handle Quizmania!

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Martha Jones: What are Judoon?
The Doctor: They're like police. Well, police for hire. They're more like interplanetary thugs.
Martha Jones: And they brought us to the moon?
The Doctor: Neutral territory. According to Galactic Law, they got no jurisdiction over the Earth and they isolated it.

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The Doctor: What's wrong with this computer? Judoon must've locked it down. Judoon platoon upon the moon...

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