Obviously, these other reviews are from crew members writing positive reviews so you won't know what a turkey this is.
The plot line is that a marine, his sister and their girlfriends (yes, the characters apparently don't have names, and two of them are lesbians for no apparent reason) are run off the road by the title monster puncturing their tires.
But instead of being a murderous freak like they would usually have in a movie like this, he's actually a sensitive freak who reads books and quotes poetry. Which means he's not only a freak but a sissy. Those spikes were no doubt nature's protection from a thousand well-deserved wedgies and being shoved into a locker. Unfortunately, it means he can't consummate his relations with the Marine's girlfriend, whom he has apparently known since childhood.
Wow, what a lucky break they just HAPPENED to be going down that road that night, eh?
There's a big chunk of the movie where the lesbians are forgotten, and frankly, their presence is the movie was incredibly unnecessary, other than to help pad out 10 minutes of story into 2 hours of my life I can't get back.
Joe B. Watching Bad Movies so you don't have to!
The plot line is that a marine, his sister and their girlfriends (yes, the characters apparently don't have names, and two of them are lesbians for no apparent reason) are run off the road by the title monster puncturing their tires.
But instead of being a murderous freak like they would usually have in a movie like this, he's actually a sensitive freak who reads books and quotes poetry. Which means he's not only a freak but a sissy. Those spikes were no doubt nature's protection from a thousand well-deserved wedgies and being shoved into a locker. Unfortunately, it means he can't consummate his relations with the Marine's girlfriend, whom he has apparently known since childhood.
Wow, what a lucky break they just HAPPENED to be going down that road that night, eh?
There's a big chunk of the movie where the lesbians are forgotten, and frankly, their presence is the movie was incredibly unnecessary, other than to help pad out 10 minutes of story into 2 hours of my life I can't get back.
Joe B. Watching Bad Movies so you don't have to!