Dexter's Laboratory (TV Series)

Aye Aye Eyes/Dee Dee and the Man (1998)

Christine Cavanaugh: Dexter, Girl #3

Quotes 

• Dee Dee : Why are you so happy today, Dexter? Is it because you are in love?

  Dexter : No, no, no, you silly girl. I am happy because I FINALLY FOUND MY LASER GUN!

  Dexter : [smacks]  Dexter, stop it! You can't just zap the creepy-eyed girl because she thinks you're her boyfriend, duh!

  Dexter : I know. But what else can I do?

  Dee Dee : Simple! Get her to fall in love with somebody else!

  Dexter : Impossible!

  Dee Dee : Why?

  Dexter : Cause once you love Dex, you love the best!

  [Dee Dee stares at Dexter] 

• Dexter : Dee Dee, how long have known each other? Our whole lives, you say? No, in truth? Never? Or should I say, you never knew me? Because if you did, you would know I am a soul who requires peace, quiet and, most importantly, solitude. But every day, that solitude is inevitably broken by *you*.

  [Dee Dee looks on nervously] 

  Dexter : Which is why I called you here. Now, I know these are tough times and a dollar does not go as far as it used to, but it is time to take stock, a time for responsibility, a time for change, for as the lab grows, so do my expectations, which, quite frankly, you're not living up to, which is why I have made this tough but firm decision. Dee Dee, you're fired.

  Dee Dee : [screaming]  *WHAT*!

  [She is yelling and ranting at Dexter, while he simply pushes a button and a robot kicks her out of the lab and his room and down the hall and into her room] 

  Dee Dee : How dare you kick me out! I'm gonna report you! I'll have your badge! I'll show you! You haven't heard the last from *Dee Dee*!

• Dexter : Where's a laser gun when you need one?