For years now, award shows have been ruined because the Winners are no
longer allowed to give a proper acceptance speech. Soon as they get to
the podium, they're faced with a countdown and if they don't finish
before the time runs out, music plays. This is absolutely ridiculous,
as I've said before. An award show should be about the Winners. Their
acceptance speeches should be the focal point of the show. People who
produce these shows have obviously lost sight of this fact over the
Last night's Emmy broadcast was worthless, plain and simple. Only 2 of
the Winners managed to 'beat the clock' and the dreaded follow-up music
with any amount of grace: Helen Mirren brilliantly sabotaged the
process by making fun of it, and James Spader made jokes the whole time
and when the music started, he said "Thank you" and got off.
Sally Field did not do as well. She was trying to say what was on her
mind and got flustered when the stupid music began playing, so
flustered that she forgot what she wanted to say. She got her train of
thought back and then got bleeped because she used the "g" word. Very
frustrating, for her and for everyone watching the show, I would
imagine. I was frustrated for her.
They had time, however, for all sorts of lame-o musical numbers,
attempted comedy repartee (the worst being the exchange between Colbert
and Stewart - I think it was them, anyway - my eyes were glazing over
by that point) - everything except the actual Winners accepting their
actual awards. Enough already! Return these shows to the way they used
to be, when the person winning could actually have a few minutes of
glory up there, without the unnecessary pressure of a countdown clock
Or if they're going to keep this obscene practice going, here's my
suggestion for the upcoming Oscar presentation: have Gordon Ramsey
stand in front of each Winner and deride him or her the entire time, as
in, "Get off, you donkey! You've had your bloody time! You're
worthless! Get off! GET THE #@$! OFF!!"
I realize that the reason this practice started in the first place was
because, in the past, some people made acceptance speeches that were
considered too long. I think these people are in the minority, however;
I believe most professionals have an innate sense of how much time is
appropriate when they're in front of a live audience making an
acceptance speech. This is another classic example of how the
powers-that-be are catering to the lowest possible denominator, to the
detriment of everyone else who's either watching the show or actually
there, attempting to gracefully accept their awards.
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