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"Black Lagoon" Calm Down, Two Men (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Rock: [while eating lunch in the town square together, Rock makes a confession] Revy... I'm not... gonna aplogize anymore.

Revy: [eyes flare open with anger] I must've misheard you... you better hope I did, otherwise you're a fuckin' dead man.

Rock: Is that right?

[slams down his bowl of noodles and stands up]

Rock: In that case... I'll say it again! I didn't make any mistake and I have nothing to apologize for! That's what I'm saying!

Revy: [gets up with a cold dead look in her eyes] That's a shame. You just stepped... on a non-negotiable, big-ass fucking landmine.

[draws her weapon, scaring the townspeople]

Revy: Like I said, a real shame. Just answer me one last thing: what do you want on your tombstone... cocksucker?

Rock: [narrows eyes] How about, 'there's no excuse for a fool with a gun'?

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Sister Yolanda: [after negotiations with Rock at the church, Yolanda gives Revy some advice as she departs] Young lady, you know you could learn a thing or two from that man. In the end, waving your gun around doesn't work, you'll never do business like that.

[chuckles sweetly at her]

Revy: [just narrows her eyes at Yolanda] Go fuck yourself.

[shuts door behind her as she leaves]

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Balalaika: [Rock and Revy arrive at the Balalaika's Office, she is editing a porn video while she seem too boring for do that work] So, the shipment will be late? Dutch could have told me by phone, but you came here.

Revy: [while she watches the video, Rock tries to look elsewhere] You tell that to Dutch.

Balalaika: [while she presses the pause button, then presses the forward button and then presses the play button] All right. I just need to take care of fifty of these today... I should have hired someone part time to do this. It's making my head feel strange... And I have a meeting tonight. Some idiots are selling drugs without permission. It's a real pain in the...

Revy: [Appearing astonished by what she sees] Hey, hey, That thing is in her ass?

Balalaika: [Without surprise] Yes, it's in her ass.

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Revy: [Pointing their gun at each other] Make your move, Eda, Second-rate gunman.

Sister Eda: Do you want me to teach you how to smoke through your forehead?

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Rock: Revy... I'm not... gonna apologize anymore.

Revy: [eyes flare open with anger] I must've misheard you... you better hope I did, otherwise you're a fucking dead man.

Rock: Is that right?

[Slams down his bowl and stands up]

Rock: I'll say it again! I didn't make any mistake and I have nothing to apologize for! That's what I'm saying!

Revy: [Gets up with a cold dead look in her eyes] That's a shame. You just stepped... on a non-negotiable, big-ass fucking landmine.

[Draws her weapon, scaring the townspeople]

Revy: Like I said, a real shame.

[Cocks her weapon]

Revy: Just answer me one last thing: What do you want on your tombstone?

Revy: [Narrows eyes] How about, "There's no cure for a violent idiot"?

Revy: [Staring at him coldly] Goodbye, Rock. See you.

[Is heard a shot on the horizon. When the smoke cleared, Revy is terrified, Rock has diverted the shot taking the gun's barrel with his right hand, he has a wound on the forehead]

Rock: You See? You can't solve everything with a gun.

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Revy: You,fucking...

Rock: [Grabbing to Revy from her shirt's collar] Don't call me "fucking "! My Name is Rock! Do you understand? I have enough of this. I've reached my limit! I thought it was over to kiss the ass of my superiors!... And now I'm at the end of the world's kissing the ass of a woman? What kind of sick joke is this?

Revy: You, Insolent son of a...

Rock: [very angry] IT'S ROCK! ¿Insolent? Fuck that, you idiot! Aren't you a fugitive?, a wild pirate? But as soon as you open your mouth is "Money, Money, Money, Money"! You think you're a villain after a great prize, but you end up scavenging the corpses! There is a limit to how fucking greedy can you be! Don't you have some pride in that head of yours?

Revy: [Pushing him to free herself from the grab] Don't try to act the hero, Clerk!

[She throws him a cup full of chopsticks]

Revy: What do you know about me? What the fuck you know, eh? SAY IT! A guy like you, with a life so peaceful, has no fucking idea how I lived!

Rock: You're right. There is no way that I know that! I'm not you. But let me ask you something

[takes off his tie]

Rock: What do you know about me? No matter how you live, one finds the suffering, isn't it? You don't have the intention to understand that. And when you can't answer, you conveniently become the tragic heroine. That's the most cowardly thing in you!

Revy: SHUT UP!

[Kicking and Knocking down the table]

Revy: You're the one who sees this at your convenience! Damn, this is not like those cheap Hollywood films that you like! Pride? Fuck that! Look around! There's a pile of shit everywhere! Robin Hood no longer exists, Asshole!

Rock: If there is no Robin Hood, then become a Robin Hood! Is a way of life better than going around crying and whoring!

Revy: Shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[draws her other weapon]

Revy: I'll kill you

Rock: [Without showing afraid of her] Go Ahead, Do it. Keep chasing your tail like a dog. If you kill me here, that will be the proof

[At that moment, the police arrive to arrest them]

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Revy: [while she tries to avoid looking at Rock] Give me the keys, I'll come back alone.

Rock: Then I could not go home

Revy: Then, walk.

Rock: This is not going to happen

Revy: Then, Go back to Japan. You aren't made for this

Rock: You're the one who invited me

Revy: I screwed up on that

Rock: I wonder, Who prevented that the incident at the church became a bloodbath? Is like that old woman said, You can't solve everything with a gun

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Eda: Let's see how much you talk with a hole in your head.

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