- Vicki Nelson: [notices a painting of Henry VIII in Henry's penthouse] History buff?
- Henry Fitzroy: Family photo.
- Vicki Nelson: Right.
- Henry Fitzroy: You believe I'm a vampire but you don't believe I had a father?
- Vicki Nelson: And he just happened to be one of the most famous figures in history.
- [suddenly realizes who he is]
- Vicki Nelson: That would make you Henry, Duke of Richmond.
- Henry Fitzroy: [nods] You surprise me again. How did you know that?
- Vicki Nelson: I have a minor in History.
- Vicki Nelson: I'm busting your chops for talking about demons and I was out hunting a vampire.
- [Henry chuckles]
- Vicki Nelson: Yeah, I know.
- Henry Fitzroy: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Okay?
- Vicki Nelson: You believe in vampires.
- Henry Fitzroy: I am a vampire.
- Henry Fitzroy: I've lived a long time. Almost 500 years.
- Vicki Nelson: Wow. See, I wouldn't have pegged you for a day over 450.
- Henry Fitzroy: I use a great moisturizer.
- Henry Fitzroy: Victoria...
- Vicki Nelson: Vicki. Victoria was an overweight queen.
- Henry Fitzroy: She wore it well, though. Trust me.
- Vicki Nelson: Well, unless you have a demon GPS around here somewhere, this is all we have.
- Henry Fitzroy: I was hoping not to have to do this.
- Vicki Nelson: What do you mean? You actually have a demon GPS?
- Vicki Nelson: [upon finding Mike in her supposedly locked office] Should I call the cops or do you just wanna arrest yourself?
- Mike Celluci: Hey, I've been up all night looking for you.
- Vicki Nelson: God, you sound like my mother. How did the hell did you get in here?
- Mike Celluci: Showed the Super my badge. It works wonders.
- [points at her weapon]
- Mike Celluci: You gonna use that, or what?
- Vicki Nelson: You know what? I haven't decided.
- Henry Fitzroy: Art and literature has always been my passions. I finally found a medium where I could fully realize the both of them
- Vicki Nelson: You son of a bitch...
- [holds head and almost falls]
- Henry Fitzroy: Easy, easy, easy.
- [helps her sit down]
- Henry Fitzroy: I was just trying to protect myself. Perhaps a bit too forcefully.
- Vicki Nelson: You think?
- Henry Fitzroy: It's not a trick Victoria, I'm telling you the truth.
- Vicki Nelson: That's what I'm afraid of.
- Henry Fitzroy: Now, I know you won't believe me, but I don't wanna hurt you.
- Vicki Nelson: Yeah? You've got a funny way of showing it.
- Henry Fitzroy: I wasn't the one threatening the other's dental work.