John 'J.D.' Dorian: If Turk's mind is set on something it can't be changed. I can't even imagine how I'd try.
Todd Quinlan: [thoughts] Oh great, there he goes off into his fantasy world. Now I'm stuck here waiting 'till he snaps out of it with some weird comment.
John 'J.D.' Dorian: We'd have to find a whole lotta gnomes.
Todd Quinlan: That's helpful.
Dr. Bob Kelso: What are you thinking Ted?
Ted Buckland: [thinking] I could jam this through the soft spot on his temple, then slit my wrist with it before anyone got in here to stop me.
Ted Buckland: The usual sir.
Dr. Bob Kelso: Well, you'd never do it. You don't have the guts!