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"Monk" Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy (TV Episode 2007) Poster

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Adrian Monk: Here's what happened!

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Adrian Monk: That's enough to make me LOL... out loud

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Medical Examiner: Blow to the back of the head, knocking him unconscious...

Natalie Teeger: Oh, no.

Medical Examiner: Petichial hemorrhaging, indicating suffocation...

Natalie Teeger: Oh, no.

Medical Examiner: Small puncture wound, injected with poison...

Natalie Teeger: Oh, no!

Medical Examiner: ...plus four stab wounds, two gunshots to the chest, and tire tracks across the upper torso.

Lt. Randall Disher: So the cause of death was...?

Medical Examiner: Pretty much everything.

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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You're wrong about Adrian Monk.

Agent Thorpe: Am I?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yep. I know he's a little strange, and he can be difficult. But I can tell you of at least twelve different cases where all of the evidence...

Agent Thorpe: Captain Stottlemeyer, you're looking at a half a billion dollars worth of equipment. Are you trying to tell me your funny little friend is smarter than all of this?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [smiles] Yes, I am.

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Adrian Monk: [writing] "Dear Kimberly, I am sorry I inadvertently sent the SWAT team to Kayla's slumber party and made you cry. I am sorry about the nightmares. It will never happen again. Adrian Monk."

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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [as they watch Randy play "I Don't Need a Badge" as a one-man band] There's a flaw in your plan.

Agent Thorpe: What's that?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Well, the first person that attacks him

[Randy]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: may not necessarily be your serial killer. It may be me.

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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: This is a complete waste of time, and you know that.

Agent Thorpe: Did you say something?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I said, "Monk is right, sir." I've never read one of these "psychological profiles" that meant squat

[nothing]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: , particularly if it was compiled by one of these gizmos

[PDAs]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: .

Agent Thorpe: These gizmos, as you call them, are going to catch our killer. Mark my words.

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