The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)

Jay Baruchel: Dave

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• Dave : [holding shoes Balthazar has just given him]  These are old-man shoes.

  Balthazar : Excuse me?

  Dave : [having noticed that Balthazar is wearing the same style of shoe]  I love them... a lot.

• Balthazar : Clear your mind!

  Dave : [under attack by a dragon]  Clear my mind? Are you insane?

  [Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart] 

  Dave : Little bit.

• Balthazar : I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.

  Dave : Me? Pretty weird, huh?

  Balthazar : No. Kinda makes sense.

• Dave : [singing]  I got a date with a girl, 'cause I'm... awesome!

• Balthazar : This is the Merlin Circle. It focuses your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the Art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back.

  Dave : So I should probably pee first?

• Dave : So, do you wanna meet up, uh, later, 8 o'clock, in my lab?

  Becky Barnes : Yeah... Yeah, that'd be great.

  Dave : With me?

  Becky Barnes : With you, yes!

  [laugh] 

  Dave : Makin' sure.

• Dave : Alright Rebecca, here it is: Many evil sorcerers will be raised from the dead tonight. So basically Morgana is trying to destroy the world as we know it.

  Becky Barnes : Oh, just that.

  Dave : This is really dangerous... I can't bring you into it.

  Becky Barnes : Well, I think I'm already into it. And besides, if you blow it we're all gonna die anyway, right? I wanna come with you.

  Dave : You're sexy.

• Dave : [trying to explain his feelings to Becky]  These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them, and they're making their own music, and it was lost on me. I was never able to appreciate it... until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show...

  [Dave groans] 

  Dave : I'm sappy.

• [last lines] 

  Dave : Uh, Becky, there's something I forgot to mention to you. I really have no idea how to land this thing...

• Balthazar : Keep it subtle. Civilians mustn't know magic exists. That would be complicated.

  Dave : Says the guy in the 350-year-old rawhide trenchcoat.

• Becky Barnes : [in a touching moment]  Something about you seems different.

  Dave : I'm wearing new shoes.

• Dave : I'm afraid of flying on planes!

  Balthazar : Well, today's your lucky day, 'cause I brought an eagle.

• Dave : This is crazy!

  Balthazar : [grins]  But it *is* fun.

• Dave : I don't actually know who you are.

  Drake Stone : Really, do you not recognize me?

  Dave : Are you in Depeche Mode?

  [Drake attacks Dave] 

• Balthazar : I have been searching all over the world for you. You're going to be a force for good and a very important sorcerer. But for now, you're my apprentice

  Dave : [stunned]  I'm a what?