Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia Nicolson: Really?
Robbie: Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform".
Georgia Nicolson: I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! I don't need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me JUST the way I am!
Wet Lindsay: Robbie, this is your last chance. It's either her - sad olive girl who gets everything wrong - or me, the woman who's so perfect for you.
Robbie: [Robbie reaches down and pulls Georgia onstage] Georgia's perfect too. She's just a perfect nutter.
Georgia Nicolson: If you haven't noticed I am a woman now. I wear a bra!
Georgia Nicolson: Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.
Georgia Nicolson: Libby! Stop putting Angus in the fridge.