Dylan: [on a date] So were you born in New York?
Kenny: I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
Dylan: [stunned] What?
Kenny: I'm a virgin - slow down, will ya?
Dylan: I don't...
Kenny: I've never been with another guy in a house all alone before, okay?
Dylan: Kenny, just relax.
Kenny: Hey, I'm bad at being gay. I think I'm allowed to be a LITTLE upset.
Dylan: I've never been in this situation either, okay? This is all new to me, too.
Dylan: [still alarmed] Trust me. *All* of it is new to me.
Kenny: [sits down] So... you don't want to start having crazy sex right this second?
Dylan: Um, no. Not really.
Kenny: [grins] Is this a great date or what?
Dylan: [later] So, what do you feel like doin'?
Kenny: How about a movie? I rented Funny Girl and All About Eve.
Dylan: Hmm. Those sound kind of... gay.
Kenny: Yeah, they do, don't they.
Dylan: I like Lord of the Rings.
Kenny: I love Lord of the Rings!
Dylan: They have the best battle sequences ever filmed.
Kenny: Oh my God, that's exactly what Larry says!
Dylan: I think Viggo Mortensen was born to play the part of Aragorn.
Kenny: Larry says that too!
Dylan: Oh yeah? Well, does Larry say that you have the most soulful eyes he's ever seen?
[Kenny is speechless, and then giggles and swoons against the couch]