Kyoya Otori: And because of you, I had to send each of the girls a bouquet of flowers to apologize. They've been looking forward to this trip and we don't want to disappoint them.
Haruhi Fujioka: I'll pay you back for the flowers, sempai.
Kyoya Otori: Each bouquet cost me 50,000. That's a grand total of 600,000 yen, Haruhi.
Haruhi Fujioka: Uh... why'd you turn the lights off?
Kyoya Otori: If you want to, you can pay me back with your body.
Tamaki Suou: How dare you two keep sexually harassing my precious daughter!
Hikaru Hitachiin: This uniform barely hides the fact that Haruhi's as flat as a cutting board.
[sign appears under the boys: "'Little Miss A Cup"]
Kaoru Hitachiin: A one-piece suit like that would only upset her because it draws attention to her lacking, feminine physique.
Tamaki Suou: You punks had better quit sexually harassing my little girl!
Tamaki Suou: My little angel shouldn't be prancing around in a swimsuit, at least not in front of two perverts like you.
Mitsukuni Haninozuka: Haru-chan, wanna go hell-fish shunting?
Haruhi Fujioka: I think you're trying to say "shellfish hunting," but this doesn't seem to be that kind of beach, Honey-sempai.
Haruhi Fujioka: Guys, I'm really sorry.
Hikaru Hitachiin: Apology accepted, you little mutt.
[the Host Club boys walk in on Tamaki and Haruki sitting on the floor together in the dark, with Haruhi blindfolded]
Tamaki Suou: [to Haruhi] With the blindfold on, you can't see anything, and then the earplugs help muffle any sound.
Haruhi Fujioka: Wow! Yeah, you're right!
Hikaru Hitachiin: You nasty pervert.
Tamaki Suou: [startled] Yi...!
Kaoru Hitachiin: What kinda foreplay is THAT?
Tamaki Suou: [horrified] It's... not like that! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Hikaru Hitachiin: You better watch your back, Haruhi.
Kaoru Hitachiin: I never would've pegged the boss as an S&M pervert.
Tamaki Suou: But that game sounds terrible.
Hikaru Hitachiin: Eh, I guess you're right. Besides, she'd only share a weakness with someone she was really close to.
Tamaki Suou: D'yah... What're the rules?