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Kyoya Otori: And because of you, I had to send each of the girls a bouquet of flowers to apologize. They've been looking forward to this trip and we don't want to disappoint them.

Haruhi Fujioka: I'll pay you back for the flowers, sempai.

Kyoya Otori: Each bouquet cost me 50,000. That's a grand total of 600,000 yen, Haruhi.

Haruhi Fujioka: Uh... why'd you turn the lights off?

Kyoya Otori: If you want to, you can pay me back with your body.

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Tamaki Suou: How dare you two keep sexually harassing my precious daughter!

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Hikaru Hitachiin: This uniform barely hides the fact that Haruhi's as flat as a cutting board.

[sign appears under the boys: "'Little Miss A Cup"]

Kaoru Hitachiin: A one-piece suit like that would only upset her because it draws attention to her lacking, feminine physique.

Hikaru HitachiinKaoru Hitachiin: That's why we carefully selected this two-piece suit. See? The ruffles help hide the fact that she's so flat-chested.

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[English version]

Tamaki Suou: You punks had better quit sexually harassing my little girl!

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Tamaki Suou: My little angel shouldn't be prancing around in a swimsuit, at least not in front of two perverts like you.

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Mitsukuni Haninozuka: Haru-chan, wanna go hell-fish shunting?

Haruhi Fujioka: I think you're trying to say "shellfish hunting," but this doesn't seem to be that kind of beach, Honey-sempai.

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Haruhi Fujioka: Guys, I'm really sorry.

Mitsukuni HaninozukaKaoru Hitachiin: [hugging her] Aw...

Hikaru Hitachiin: Apology accepted, you little mutt.

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Hikaru HitachiinKaoru Hitachiin: [knocking] Hey, boss! Coming in!

[the Host Club boys walk in on Tamaki and Haruki sitting on the floor together in the dark, with Haruhi blindfolded]

Tamaki Suou: [to Haruhi] With the blindfold on, you can't see anything, and then the earplugs help muffle any sound.

Haruhi Fujioka: Wow! Yeah, you're right!

Hikaru Hitachiin: You nasty pervert.

Tamaki Suou: [startled] Yi...!

Kaoru Hitachiin: What kinda foreplay is THAT?

Tamaki Suou: [horrified] It's... not like that! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

Hikaru Hitachiin: You better watch your back, Haruhi.

Kaoru Hitachiin: I never would've pegged the boss as an S&M pervert.

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Hikaru HitachiinKaoru Hitachiin: We just thought up a new game to play that could be a lot of fun. Whadda ya say? It's called The Who Can Find Out Haruhi's Weakness Game. So, think you're up to it?

Tamaki Suou: But that game sounds terrible.

Hikaru Hitachiin: Eh, I guess you're right. Besides, she'd only share a weakness with someone she was really close to.

Tamaki Suou: D'yah... What're the rules?

Hikaru HitachiinKaoru Hitachiin: Now, that's more like it!

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