Elementary schoolboy Shiro Takahoji comes to Host Club demanding Tamaki take him on as an apprentice, but after highly disapproving of the members' behaviors - finding Tamaki too phony in his compliments, the Hitachiin twins far too gay, Honey and Mori far too connected for their age difference (not knowing there is none) and Haruhi far too girlish to be taken for anything other than a cross-dresser - Tamaki wonders why this boy has come to them at all. Renge spots that Shiro can fit in among their established and diverse types as a naughty boy, but as training turns in this direction, Shiro, overwhelmed, balks and runs. Haruhi surmises that Shiro's issue has secretly been over a singular girl all along, prompting Tamaki to lead an invasion of the elementary-school to find out. Written by
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[after finding out Shirou's real reason for wanting to learn from the hosts
You wanted me to teach you how to make girls happy? Don't make me laugh! You think we'll be able to answer you no matter how much you ask us? What you want to please isn't many unspecified girls, but just Kamishiro Hina... her and only her, right? You're the only one that can find out how to make her happy. Listen, our job as hosts is to make girls happy, but for a girl you personally love, you cannot approach her as a ...