Tamaki Suou: This anime's obviously a romantic school comedy. Haruhi and I are the main characters, so that means we are loved interests.
Tamaki Suou: You boys... are the homosexual supporting cast.
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka: [the club tries to find a way to motivate Haruhi into hiding her gender so she can stay a host] Ootoro.
Tamaki Suou: [shock on everyone's face] Oh yeah! At our last dance party... you didn't get to eat any, right?
Hikaru Hitachiin: Did you know? That person there never had a taste of ootoro before?
Kaoru Hitachiin: Oh my, what a pitiful upbringing.
Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: You'd be able to eat all kinds of delicious foods if you stay in this club.
Haruhi Fujioka: W-what are you talking about? Just because I'm poor, and just because I'll be able to eat ootoro, aren't reasons to keep on hiding my gender. I'm not that gluttonous of a... Will I really be able to eat some?
Tamaki Suou: Say, Mommy dear?
Kyoya Otori: What is it now, "Daddy?"
Tamaki Suou: [darkly] I have a new theory. I mean, it's just my hypothesis, but it seems that by being in the same class, Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi than I get to here at the club. This gives them the chance to get close to her, and if THAT happens...
Kyoya Otori: Tamaki, you just now realized that?
Kaoru Hitachiin: Well, before we do anything else, we have to find a way to motivate her.
Takashi Morinozuka: [thinking] Fancy tuna.
Tamaki Suou: [realization on everyone's face] Oh, that's RIGHT! You didn't get the chance to eat any during last episode's party, did you ?
Hikaru Hitachiin: [as if gossiping behind her back] Did you hear that? She's never eaten fancy tuna before. Isn't that awful?
Kaoru Hitachiin: Wow, talk about a difficult childhood.
Mitsukuni Haninozuka: If only Haru-chan could stay in the Host Club, she'd have the chance to eat all kinds of yummy things whenever she wants.
Haruhi Fujioka: W-what are you talking about? Don't be silly. Just 'cause I'm poor and I've never had it doesn't mean I'm so much of a glutton I'd go on fooling everyone about my gender just to try some fancy tuna.
[She laugh it off, then... ]
Haruhi Fujioka: Am I really gonna get to try it?
Haruhi Fujioka: Don't you think it's weird that these doctors are all so jovial and nice?
Kyoya Otori: They're chosen by the school's chairman. This may be a school but it's also a business, therefore he wants to keep the students happy. After all, most of the students that attend Ouran Academy come from prominent families that have their own private doctors at home, so this... is just a formality.
Haruhi Fujioka: [thought in her head] These damn rich people...
Kyoya Otori: I have to get my revenge, too. I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm supporting cast - homosexual or otherwise.
Kyoya Otori: Two - more wealth than you can imagine.
Takashi Morinozuka: Three - chivalry that will never be able to overlook...
Mitsukuni Haninozuka: ...the hideous wickedness of this world.
Tamaki Suou: [shouting] That's what makes up the Ouran Host Club!
Hikaru Hitachiin: Looks like Tamaki-senpai...
Kaoru Hitachiin: ...is the REAL pervert.
Tamaki Suou: The flower viewing reception is going over quite well. Hmm, but, even so, it's rather daunting to spend more time being admired than doing the admiring.
Haruhi Fujioka: Oh, wow, Sempai. YOU'RE blooming in more ways than one.
Tamaki Suou: You noticed! Yes, today my beauty IS quite splendorous. I'm in full bloom. I bet you'll fall for me soon.
Haruhi Fujioka: [thinking to herself] I swear, this guy must live his life completely unaware of the hardships of this world.