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Transmorphers (2007)

PG-13 | | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller | Video 26 June 2007
About a race of alien robots that have conquered Earth and forced humanity underground. After 400 years, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine.

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About a race of alien robots that have conquered Earth and forced humanity underground. After 400 years, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine.

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$250,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

Several scenes were shot on sets of the TV series Firefly (2002) and its follow up movie Serenity (2005). See more »

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Clinton: Oh, yeah. This baby's gonna do some damage.
Otto: If they do anything at all, these plasma blasters - they may bounce right off of 'em.
Blackthorn: Now, now, gentlemen, lets try and stay positive. Just because no one successfully has taken on one of these tinheads on doesn't mean that we don't have a shot sending one of these overgrown toaster ovens to the scrap heap, hmm?
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The events, characters, and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Unless you're a 50 foot robot. And only then will we freak out. See more »

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Followed by Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) See more »

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Written and Performed by The Divine Madness
Mixed by David Piribauer
Mazzecanride Music ©ASCAP 2007
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This Could Not Have Been Made By Accident!
19 June 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This was deliberately made to be totally ridiculous and lousy crap.

At least you will get a few laughs, but be sure not to waste your time watching all the talk scenes...just FORWARD through most of the movie and enjoy the crumbs of nothingness that somehow made me laugh.

The Very First Clue was the title: TRANSMORPHERS .... not TRANSFORMERS! I am seriously contemplating doing a movie with the title: TRANSSMURFERS! NOT! Doubt the owners of The Smurfs would let me.

If you do not pay close attention you would easily fail to see the spelling difference! Also, beware of the flashing scenes: I almost got convulsions! The second clue was when the intro says that we discovered a planet with life over 20 million light years away! Any adult with the even the most rudimentary science education should know that our own Milky Way Galaxy is only roughly 100,000 Light Years across (diameter)! And the furthest detectable planets are well within 100 Light Years distance.

As for the acting: what acting?!? I cannot for the life of me imagine that the thespians in this movie were not aware of the impossibility of accidentally making such a lousy, everything-did-go-wrong (-NOT!) movie! I've seen Trekkies make better stuff on a budget of less than $500.


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