"The Lair" (2007) TV series

Seasons:

1 | 2 | 3

Release Date:

April 2007 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Music

Plot:

The Lair is a private gay club run by vampires, who use the club as a source for attractive young men to feed from...

Plot Keywords:

Lair | Vampire | Boyfriend | Gay | Journalist

Cast

David Moretti	...	Thom Etherton / ... (28 episodes, 2007-2009)
Dylan Vox	...	Colin (28 episodes, 2007-2009)
Colton Ford	...	Sheriff Trout / ... (28 episodes, 2007-2009)
Brian Nolan	...	Frankie (27 episodes, 2007-2009)
Peter Stickles	...	Damian (26 episodes, 2007-2009)
Bobby Rice	...	Richie (15 episodes, 2008-2009)
Johnny Hazzard	...	Tim (15 episodes, 2008)
Grant Landry	...	Gary (13 episodes, 2008-2009)
Beverly Lynne	...	Laura / ... (12 episodes, 2007-2008)

Runtime:

Australia:60 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Australia:MA | UK:18 | Australia:M

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Here! TV

Trivia:

The first episode of The Lair set a world record for the most curse words ever in one show.

Movie Connections:

Spin off from "Dante's Cove" (2005)

Ho-hum...watch "True Blood" instead

What IS it about low-budget gay entertainment??? It may be true that real talent doesn't always come cheap but surely - SURELY - there must be SOME actors out there, willing to "play gay" (whether they ARE gay or not), who have actual honest-to-goodness talent. Unfortunately, none of those actors are involved with "The Lair", a vampires-are-among-us series created for a gay audience. Utilizing the same nudity and sexually-charged situations that made "Queer As Folk" such a big hit, "The Lair" may initially draw in viewers simply because of that; what KEPT "QAF" popular, though, was its storytelling AND the fact that the performances were solid, creating characters you could actually care about or want to continue seeing. Not so with "The Lair", which truly values style over substance: most of the men presented here were chosen strictly for their looks. The summary of the show is that a newspaper reporter is investigating a series of strange deaths of unidentified men dumped in various spots; his investigation leads him to a gay sex club called (of course) The Lair, which is really owned and operated by vampires. (This is in no way a spoiler as this is clearly spelled out in the first few minutes of the first episode.) Naturally, this means the viewer is offered lots of men in soft-core situations. For those who aren't too demanding, the show may provide some entertainment. But I personally find this show's soft-core aspect dull and lifeless; everyone is young, trim, muscular, blah blah blah. It's all just so cookie-cutter! Don't get me wrong: I like looking at men as much as the next person but...I happen to like variety. All shapes, colors, and sizes. Apparently, though, only young white men of a particular style inhabit the world of vampires and "The Lair". I give it a rating of two only for the flesh shown, though even that hardly salvages it. That the show is directed by Fred Olen Ray doesn't help; he's directed countless exploitation flicks, made cheaply and poorly, for a seriously undemanding audience. Until now, his canon seems to have been created primarily for straight men (lots of T-and-A). This ranks (and I do mean "rank") right down there with them all! The show is boring, lifeless, rather UNsexy. The acting runs the gamut from wooden to melodramatic; the writing is simple-minded and seems to be there only to get from one sex scene to the next. It also seems to have been created under the guise that gay people are so starved for gay-themed entertainment that they'll watch anything put before them. Watch this show if you must but I say if you're going to watch guys going out it, why not just get some real porn and have at it?