The Fonz: Yeah Cool, I heard that too. And I know a damsel in distress when I hear one.
Ralph Malph: But Fonz, our time machine, it's running away from home!
The Fonz: Damsels first, Ralph, time machines later. Come on!
Mr. Cool: Right, Ronzie!
Richie Cunningham: You heard the Fonz, there's a girl in trouble.
Cupcake: And I'll bet she's young and pretty. And blond!
Ralph Malph: Hey, do you think so? Wait for me, Fonz! I'm right behind you.
Cupcake: If my magic worked better I'd give them such a zap!
[accidentally zaps herself in the face]
Ralph Malph: [after being zapped by Cupcake] Well, at least these clown suits fit better than our mounties uniforms.
Richie Cunningham: Ralph, that is not a bright side...
[Ralph honks Richie's big red nose]
Richie Cunningham: Oh my gosh, this is terrible! That train is gonna spell bad news for that ingénue unless we stop it.
Ralph Malph: First Rich, I think we gotta stop that tree.
[a tree is about to fall on top of them]
Richie Cunningham: If it's this bad for us, I hope Fonzie's okay.