The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang (TV Series)

Perilous Pauline (1981)

Ron Howard: Richie Cunningham

Quotes 

• The Fonz : Yeah Cool, I heard that too. And I know a damsel in distress when I hear one.

  Ralph Malph : But Fonz, our time machine, it's running away from home!

  The Fonz : Damsels first, Ralph, time machines later. Come on!

  Mr. Cool : Right, Ronzie!

  Richie Cunningham : You heard the Fonz, there's a girl in trouble.

  Cupcake : And I'll bet she's young and pretty. And blond!

  Ralph Malph : Hey, do you think so? Wait for me, Fonz! I'm right behind you.

  Cupcake : If my magic worked better I'd give them such a zap!

  [accidentally zaps herself in the face] 

  Cupcake : Mooncraters!

• Ralph Malph : [after being zapped by Cupcake]  Well, at least these clown suits fit better than our mounties uniforms.

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph, that is not a bright side...

  [Ralph honks Richie's big red nose] 

• Richie Cunningham : Oh my gosh, this is terrible! That train is gonna spell bad news for that ingénue unless we stop it.

  Cupcake : Mooncraters!

  Ralph Malph : First Rich, I think we gotta stop that tree.

  [a tree is about to fall on top of them] 

  Richie Cunningham : If it's this bad for us, I hope Fonzie's okay.