- Ralph Malph: Maybe I should write a book about all this: "25th Century Disasters, and how to avoid them".
- Cupcake: Thanks, Ralph.
- Richie Cunningham: [the gang is stuck on an iceberg] Fonzie, we're floating out to sea!
- The Fonz: I got eyes Cunningham, I know jeopardy when I see it.
- Ralph Malph: [a polar bear roars] And I know jeopardy when I hear it.
- Richie Cunningham: If only we knew the Chinese word for 'help'.
- Ralph Malph: It's 'jiùmìng'.
- Richie Cunningham: How do you know that?
- Ralph Malph: It's the one word I know in every language.
- Richie Cunningham, Ralph Malph: Jiùmìng! Jiùmìng!
- The Fonz: Alright you guys, follow that frog!
- Ralph Malph: I just hope this doesn't turn out to be another around the world hop.