Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Eight Take-Away One Equals Panic (1984)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Gonzo : [about Nanny]  She's gonna get rid of me 'cause she doesn't even know what I am. What am I anyway?

  Fozzie : I always thought you were a cross between a beach towel, a chicken hawk, and a bottle opener.

  Gonzo : Are you nuts? There's never been a beach towel in my family.

  Fozzie : Oh.

• Nanny : [on the phone]  Hello? Oh, hi, Mr. Jenkins. Yes. They're in the nursery.

  Scooter : Nanny's talking about us.

  Skeeter : Ssh!

  Nanny : No, I haven't decided yet, but you might as well come over now because I really must get rid of one of them.

  All : WHAT?

  Fozzie : Oh, no! Nanny's going to get rid of one of us!

  Kermit : Gee, I can't understand it. Why would she want to do that?

  Piggy : Maybe we cost her too much money.

  Rowlf : Or maybe we're too much trouble.

  Animal : Trouble!

  [Animal rips a pillow in half and cackles] 

  Piggy : No, that couldn't be the reason.

  Fozzie : I know. Maybe there's one too many of us for Nanny to start a bowling team.

  All : WHAT?

  Fozzie : Never mind.