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Hot Rod Horror (2008)

Unrated | | Action, Horror | 27 March 2008 (USA)
While trying to find where her younger brother wandered off to, Jenny and David, must search an abandoned wrecking yard with a horrifying history.

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Willy Ortlieb ...
Mark MacPherson ...
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Stephanie Hoover ...
Amy
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Lee Ortlieb ...
Tom
Matt Severson ...
James Leath ...
Jake (as Micheal Dean)
Lee Chapa ...
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Louise
Terri Ortlieb ...
Jenny's Mom
C.J. Jimenez ...
Cindy
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Hank - Bum #1 (as Duane Mapson)
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Security Guard
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While trying to find where her younger brother wandered off to, Jenny and David, must search an abandoned wrecking yard with a horrifying history.

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Stay out of this bone yard! See more »

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Action | Horror

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Unrated
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Delgado: Shut up Louise!
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Soundtracks

The Old Rugged Cross
Written by George Bennard
Performed by Darrell Mapson, Kathleen Reed, Terri Ortlieb, Kathy Gorman, Alexandra Gorman
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"You can puke in the car!"
18 January 2017 | by See all my reviews

Somehow this film managed to assure me that enjoyable low budget 'bad' films are still being made today. I thought that things were becoming a bit emotionally detached as people can insert more CGI into their zero budget films (like Battle:Earth) but here we have a genuinely low budget film, without CGI, or Tarantino rip-offs, or over the top camera work. It's just a straight forward horror with really bad acting that looks as if it cost about ten quid to make.

Story wise we've got a bunch of kids heading off to a scrap yard to get...something (not sure) while their girlfriends moan about such an unromantic outing. The sister of one of the guys there goes to get him as the scrappy is haunted. It is pretty much haunted by a guy who looks like a passing labourer who wandered onto the set.

He's got a backstory though, but we'll get to that in a minute. What we have here is a film where people are looking for each for most of the duration of the film (like Legend of the Mummy 2, Museum of the Dead and Psycho Cop), and it's a plot device I hate. However, in this film the actors are so awful at trying to convey emotion that it becomes almost charming (like the emoting in Zombie Nosh, another zero-budget film that's pretty enjoyable).

It's also a very vintage car oriented plot. I don't know if I would have survived the excitement of watching the actual race they carried out in the bad guy's flashback sequence, so I'm glad we just got a brief summary of what happened. If you like American cars, you might like this a bit more. If you like gore or boobs, then you'd better get out of here because you get about two seconds of gore and no boobs.

What you do get is a guy with a mullet, a bald patch and another mullet on the front of his head, and various scenes of a girl trying to find somewhere to have a pee (or a crap I guess, never quite specified the second time round). There's enough cheese, Garth Marenghi level acting, and general badness to enjoy this from start to finish. I was never bored for a second.


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