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"The Office" Ben Franklin (2007)

[to a Ben Franklin scholar whom he thinks is a stripper]
Michael Scott: Are you wearing a thong?

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Michael Scott: So I am instituting prima nocta.
Jim Halpert: [to the camera] Prima nocta I believe from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia is when the King got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night, so...
Michael Scott: I'm sorry. I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant.

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Michael Scott: Wow. Ben Franklin, you're really kind of a sleazebag.

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Jim Halpert: [watching the stripper arrive in her car] Have you ever seen a stripper before?
Dwight Schrute: Yes, Jennifer Garner portrayed one on "Alias." It was one of her many aliases.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, me neither.
Elizabeth the Stripper: [walks over to them] Hey I'm Elizabeth; I'm the dancer that was requested.
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I specifically ordered a stripper.
Elizabeth the Stripper: I'm the stripper.
Dwight Schrute: Oh ok... good. Well in future please identify yourself as such.
Jim Halpert: [reads a text he just got from Michael on his phone] Oh God.
Dwight Schrute: [reads out] 'Is she hot?'
[looks at her]
Dwight Schrute: Text back 'kind of'.

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[Michael is grilling steaks for Bob Vance's bachelor party]
Ryan Howard: Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael Scott: No... Yes. But I got all the foot off of it.
Ryan Howard: Oh that's gross.

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Michael Scott: Guys; beef is what's for dinner. Who wants some man meat?
Dwight Schrute: I do; I want some man meat.
Jim Halpert: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.

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Michael Scott: A guy's night out; a G-N-O if you will; a gno. Actually it's more of a guys afternoon in G-A-I - a gai.
[the girls all snigger]
Michael Scott: Not... not... that's a... not gay. It's a bridal shower for guys; a guy shower - an hour long shower with guys.

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Dwight Schrute: I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin; I'm 99% positive.

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Jim Halpert: Michael referred me to a male strip club called 'Banana Slings'. Instead I called the scholastic speakers of Pennsylvania.

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Dwight Schrute: [ordering a stripper over the phone] Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles... no tats?... no... tats! Of course I want...
Jim Halpert: - stop! That's disgusting.

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Michael Scott: [to the camera while he's making a film for his future son] And remember, no matter what, I will always love you.
Dwight Schrute: What if he's a murderer?
Michael Scott: He's not going to be a murderer.
Dwight Schrute: Maybe that's how you die?

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Todd Packer: A stripper is bachelor party 101; if you don't get a stripper your party's gonna suck hard.
Michael Scott: I can't get a stripper here - sexual harassment.
Todd Packer: Get one for the girls too; it evens it out. Y'know separate but equal.
Michael Scott: So that's what that means.

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