[a murder victim is found dressed in a cigarette costume]
Detective Stella Bonasera: Okay, let's just say it now to get it over with: smoking kills.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Yeah, but who killed him?
[a murder victim is found laying in a pile of money]
Detective Danny Messer: I think we can rule out robbery.
Melodee Constanza: He's dead?
Detective Danny Messer: Yeah, he's dead.
Melodee Constanza: You sure about that?
Detective Danny Messer: Very sure.
Melodee Constanza: You just made my whole day. No, my year.
Detective Danny Messer: Oh, well I'm glad to help.
Detective Don Flack: Well Noah was taking these people for a ride, but it wasn't on the Ark. His flock all tested negative for GSR, and they've asked me if they can get back on the good ship looney tunes before Sunday, because that's when the world's ending. I told them they could re-board when the Crime Scenes clear, but what I really want to do is throw them all in the shower and then a rubber room.
Detective Mac Taylor: They're not crazy.