- Ren Höek: You know Stimpy, with your invention and my savvy, we'll corner the rubber nipple market. We'll be millionaires! We're rule the world!
- Stimpy: [stops the car in shock] Tsk Ren, I am not in this for financial gain. I have a dream. I believe, one day, that everyone, everywhere... .
- [tears up]
- Stimpy: will know the wonders of my nipples!
- [smiles, looks at Ren]
- Ren Höek: [hits him in the face with a clothes iron] Fine you keep your dream and I'll keep the money.
- [pulls off the iron]
- Ren Höek: Now shut up and drive!
- Stimpy: [with a flattened face while doing a Larry Fine impression] I'm driving, I'm driving!
- Stimpy: [excited about making his first sale] I can hardly contain myself!
- Ren Höek: [pokes him in the eyes through his nostrils] Just where do you think you're going?
- Stimpy: Duh, I was gonna sell some rubble nipples
- Ren Höek: You don't know how to sell anything. You can't even whiz by yourself. Now stand back and let the real salesman work.
- Stimpy: Duh, ok Ren.
- Stimpy: [the duo watch Mr. Horse eat from above a hay loft] Hey Ren he reminds me of your Uncle Eddie
- Ren Höek: Why is that?
- Stimpy: Cause he's big and stinky!
- Ren Höek: [slaps him] Hey, You shouldn't say mean things like that! Did you ever consider that this horse might have feelings? Now let's steal that horse.