- T. Shirt: [on the cup and saucer telephone] Hello! Hello! Anybody there? Can you hear me?
- T. Bag: [with her saucer] Of course I can hear you, twit!
- T. Shirt: Oh great! I'm glad you're not in bed.
- T. Bag: I was in bed! You woke me up.
- T. Shirt: Oh. I'm sorry about that. You did say to phone home when I had some news.
- T. Bag: Oh. You have some news.
- T. Shirt: Er... no. I was just calling to say there's no news yet.