- Rachel Gatina: Well, it could've been worse, you could have got your ass kicked by a pregnant girl half your size.
- Brooke: The day's still young.
- Lucas Scott: How are you holding up?
- Brooke: I never meant for it to happen Luke, I was just really drunk and Peyton broke up with Nathan and did I mention I was really, really drunk?
- Rachel Gatina: [regarding clean teens breaking people's hearts] They should have a new slogan "We break hearts, not hymens"